On an archaeological dig in Israel today, the 10 Commandments were discovered near a sand dune inside Noah's Ark. More importantly, though, a chart containing some sort of family tree was found lying next to it. After deciphering the language, scientists have just confirmed what I have known to be true for years (this post is just for all DA haters)-A-Rod is in fact Jesus' great great great great great great......grandson. And by the way, I meant "great" in every way possible. The man is related to freakin' Jesus. So if you think about it, instead of cheering for him when he does good (which is always), try to show some freakin' respect and kill a small animal. Even better, kill a Red Sox fan. Yea, His Holiness would love that. Oh, and the Yankees play today, so uh, yea, be sure to check Him out.
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